Anonymous Asked: "When my I spend the night with my boyfriend and I really have to fart and I know it's gonna be a monster I spread my buttcheeks with my hand so that it just sounds like a soft "pphhhheeewwwww" and doesn't wake him up. it's like a silencer attachment for guns! =D"

Answer:

vixey: really because i fart in his face and he’ll never know

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