February 2012
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Anonymous asked: When my I spend the night with my boyfriend and I really have to fart and I know it's gonna be a monster I spread my buttcheeks with my hand so that it just sounds like a soft "pphhhheeewwwww" and doesn't wake him up. it's like a silencer attachment for guns! =D
boys in fights: I hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
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Don't believe I introduced myself
Hello, I’m Dee of Fuelingit.tumblr.com, the newest admin. I enjoy excessive drinking, not doing laundry, and pretending I know what I’m doing with my life. Nice to meet you all
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Why not to date a photographer...
Me: -sends nude-
Boyfriend: I LOVE THE CONTRAST OMG
Me: BUT IM NAKED
Boyfriend: That's my favorite part... I can't take it.
Me: WHAT, THE CONTRAST? THANKS I SET IT MYSELF.
my boyfriend asks for too many nudes im gonna pick a day where i look sexy, take 100 nudes, and every time he asks i will send him one out of my stock. this way he’ll be like ‘can i have pix’ and im all like SURE teehee and send him nudes while im in my fleece jammies
ya?
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Anonymous asked: I'm choking because I'm laughing at all these omg. You're the best
Who here has ever had to explain to a guy why you...
I can’t be the only one…
noppis asked: I'm sorry, but I just have to say this: if there's piss on your tampon you're not using it right. xD Just saying.
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herp asked: menstrual cups > tampons. I can't stand piss soaked tampons. :c
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Anonymous asked: Has anyone else ever had to poop while on their period, and after you wipe you realize the tampon string got wiped up between your buttcrack and it gets all dirty. :/ I hate that.
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xxtellmeforeverxx asked: The messiest room contest...What's in it for the winner? Just the awesomeness of having the messiest room? Lol.
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kraytheili asked: Are you going to have a messiest room contest? I was going through my likes and saw that post and decided to just ask :P
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Dear cat,
Get the fuck off my bed.
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